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imnotjailbait:

is she about to get shot in the head jfc

imnotjailbait:

is she about to get shot in the head jfc

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areu0k:

glitchsea:

metastasisedmalaise:

awwww-cute:

W e recently adopted a couple of kittens. This one, Starbuck, enjoys chewing on books

dear fucking god

I almost spat out my chocolate milk because of this fucking cat

Ily

areu0k:

glitchsea:

metastasisedmalaise:

awwww-cute:

W e recently adopted a couple of kittens. This one, Starbuck, enjoys chewing on books

dear fucking god

I almost spat out my chocolate milk because of this fucking cat

Ily

celsisus:

surf-b0ardt:

SHOTS FIRED LOL

IVE SEEN SO MANY OF THESE GIFSETS AND ITS ALWAYS AURORA BEING A BITCH I LOVE IT

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troyesivan:

kissthetroye:

gallifrey-feels:

hey-sass-butt:

alicatx:

threeheadguy:

candyrifle:

wildanduntamedthing:

dave-vriska:

enfeebler:

naathaaaly:

Reason why I hate cats. They’re so scary.

  #Reasons why I haies #they do mes the pet

THE BAKED THE CAT WHY ARE YOG THE ANAL

All the fucking time. People have their pets euthay did something to their kid who fuem or pulled on their tail or got in their fathing. Here’s a better idea: WACKING KID WHEN THEY’RE AROUND Aanks.

^^boldedBut this? Well, tarn, isn’t it?they do bet bad shit happenack.I’ll bet that littln’t touch the n right?
and OP is a fuckiing to blame the ending itself when the kid SMACKET IN THE HEAD.
ThURTS for a little cat. I’d lack too.
Ale.

is this supposed to be readable or am i missing something

Did I just switch channels or something what language is this

Oh thank god it’s not just me

*sobbing* what the fuck is happening

what the fuuuccckkk

Ale.

troyesivan:

kissthetroye:

gallifrey-feels:

hey-sass-butt:

alicatx:

threeheadguy:

candyrifle:

wildanduntamedthing:

dave-vriska:

enfeebler:

naathaaaly:

Reason why I hate cats. They’re so scary.

THE BAKED THE CAT WHY ARE YOG THE ANAL

All the fucking time. People have their pets euthay did something to their kid who fuem or pulled on their tail or got in their fathing. Here’s a better idea: WACKING KID WHEN THEY’RE AROUND Aanks.

^^bolded

But this? Well, tarn, isn’t it?

they do bet bad shit happenack.

I’ll bet that littln’t touch the n right?

and OP is a fuckiing to blame the ending itself when the kid SMACKET IN THE HEAD.

ThURTS for a little cat. I’d lack too.


Ale.

is this supposed to be readable or am i missing something

Did I just switch channels or something what language is this

Oh thank god it’s not just me

*sobbing* what the fuck is happening

what the fuuuccckkk

Ale.

really feeling the love

au8:

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All I can think of when I look at the last one is

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holygoddamnshitballs:

Apple Releases New Pride Video

Apple Inc. released a new video on YouTube Monday that celebrates LGBT Pride and details thousands of the technology giant’s employees celebrating in San Francisco.

"On June 29, thousands of Apple employees and their families marched in the San Francisco Pride Parade,"the video’s description reads. “They came from around the world - from cities as far as Munich, Paris, and Hong Kong - to celebrate Apple’s unwavering commitment to equality and diversity. Because we believe that inclusion inspires innovation.”

The video shows several of Apple’s workers, including CEO Tim Cook, at the event, marching and waving rainbow flags.

"We believe that inclusion inspires innovation," Apple said in a statement, according to Gay Star News.

The clip, simply titled “Pride,” has been seen over 90,000 times as of this writing.

During San Francisco Pride, Apple gave away free iTunes gift cards and created an LGBT station for iTunes radio.

Cook, 53, posted for photos at the event and tweeted a picture of Apple’s entry in the parade.

"Congrats to 5000 Apple employees/families who attended today’s Pride parade. Inclusion inspires innovation. #applepride," he wrote to his 537,000 followers.

this is awesome

fandom-universe:

kungfucarrie:

The most dangerous phrase in the language is, “we’ve always done it this way.”

"Come on, let’s mix it up!" The heart surgeon says.
"B-but we’ve always done it this way!" The other replies, "this is how you replace a heart valve."
"That’s the most dangerous phrase in the human language!" The first surgeon replies haughtily as he inputs a fruit loop into the patient’s heart. "This will be his valve. He will be a fruit loop in a world of Cheerios."

fandom-universe:

kungfucarrie:

The most dangerous phrase in the language is, “we’ve always done it this way.”

"Come on, let’s mix it up!" The heart surgeon says.

"B-but we’ve always done it this way!" The other replies, "this is how you replace a heart valve."

"That’s the most dangerous phrase in the human language!" The first surgeon replies haughtily as he inputs a fruit loop into the patient’s heart. "This will be his valve. He will be a fruit loop in a world of Cheerios."

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