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Independent: “Al-Qaeda is appealing to the Islamic State to spare Western hostages.”

mysharona1987:

You know you’re fucked up when even Al Qaeda are telling you to calm down a bit.

missrem-ains:

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

Yes. We would.

(Source: exeggcute)

foodvacuum:

her best friend is trash and she knows it

foodvacuum:

her best friend is trash and she knows it

(Source: fire.tumblah.com)

meitopia:

littleredrin:

people not in CA: ‘september is the start of autumn! it’s so nice, it’s chilly and i can wear sweaters/drink hot beverages while watching the leaves turn red/orange/whatever!’

me:
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imagenot to mention that it was 104+ the past 3 days as well 

urtube:

If i ever see any of you in public, the code is

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that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

realitytvgifs:

My anaconda don’t want none unless you got

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zackisontumblr:

mych0pstix:

bustintj:

pitch-grey-perfection:

zackisontumblr:

If I text you, you NEED to text me back (x)

😭😂😂😂 😂😂 crying of laughter

Everyones emotions. Summed up in less then 4 minutes. Yes.

This is the real Kuzco

thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

christianmingle:

blackandgoldkeywork:

Christian Mingle - Movie Trailer

Yes, this is a movie made by the dating site. Yes, that is Gretchen Wieners as the main character. And yes, as a Christian, I thoroughly embarrassed that anyone even THOUGHT of this idea, let alone made it into a movie.

this is going to be terrible for my tag

lmao